Thursday, June 25, 2009

Guitar Hero Flu: The Epidemic


Yea I'm just going to rant right here about how sickening Guitar Hero has become. Hey don't turn around because you might get smacked in the face by another version of Guitar Hero. These versions are new games in the same way that dressing up your younger sibling in drag and giving them a new name of the opposite sex makes them a new person. Thats right, the only differences they contain from their counterparts are a few new songs. Congratulations Activision, you can mass produce disks excuse me if that isn't enough motivation for me to become bulimic with my money and purge all my money on your products.

Oh and thats another thing, the products. Guitar hero world tour's peripherals were so laughably faulty they were more likely to break than to work. Oh and if you wanted to get a replacement? You had to pay, Activision couldn't be bothered with such minor details as quality control

What do you want? Guitar hero Metallica, Van Halen,Aerosmith, greatest hits, hell why don't you just get them all? Oh maybe you aren't a fan of one of these bands....damn that just limits the amount of people that will buy the game, but thats ok Activision is just having a fun time skull f*** us with all of it's cutting edge music destroying games

Thats all for now, next week MADWORLD. Can you guess who i'm going to envision ripping apart with chainsaws?

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